vogueđź’•

nobody said it was easy.

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

(Fonte: hi, via pizza)

gymleaderfrank:

"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*

(Fonte: patarnon, via trust)

bagmilk:

vvebcame:

whats a hotmail ??????

my nudes in an envelope

(via infamousgod)

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

(via infamousgod)

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

(via infamousgod)